The gods know what you’ve done.
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for like 3 years
dont you just hATE WHEN YOURE TELLING A STORY THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND YOU WILL HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT TRIES TO FIND FLAWS IN EVERYTHING YOU SAY? THIS ISNT CSI BITCH
Una impresionante armadura Daédrica de papel
Impressive papercraft Daedric armor
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
you can’t wake from a coma and immediatly work out of the room to find out you are a surviour of an apocalypse.(via songofages)
So at some point during the ice age Canada was inhabited by a massive 500-lb, 8 ft beaver. Whose incisors were as long as my hand.
I just feel like this is something I needed to share with you.
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands
are you stupid thats a unicorn
oh what I have to draw this
I love this unicorn
meoletta practicing piano
this guy is systematically undoing the world
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.